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"Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee."

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from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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legionaru:

Me waitin for the little green man so I can cross the street

You know you’ve been tumbling too long when you get more sidetracked by the fact that some places have GREEN men in their crosswalk signal than by the athleticism on display here.
Seriously, though, wtf, Europe and parts of Canada? That’s fucking dangerous, isn’t it? Like, ours are white specifically so that drivers don’t accidentally react to the crosswalk signals.

They have blinders, almost, on the sides of the crosswalk lights so the color doesn’t interfere with the drivers’ field of vision. It’s actually really hard to see them unless you’re in a very specific spot on the sidewalk.

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legionaru:

Me waitin for the little green man so I can cross the street

You know you’ve been tumbling too long when you get more sidetracked by the fact that some places have GREEN men in their crosswalk signal than by the athleticism on display here.

Seriously, though, wtf, Europe and parts of Canada? That’s fucking dangerous, isn’t it? Like, ours are white specifically so that drivers don’t accidentally react to the crosswalk signals.

They have blinders, almost, on the sides of the crosswalk lights so the color doesn’t interfere with the drivers’ field of vision. It’s actually really hard to see them unless you’re in a very specific spot on the sidewalk.

In Anahim Lake to promote his new role as First Nations Ambassador for the Breakfast Club of Canada, Price was excitedly received by his biggest fans: the Ulkatcho and Nuxalk communities.

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"And what are my weapons? she thought. And the answer came to her instantly: pride. Oh, you hear them say it’s a sin; you hear them say it goes before a fall. And that can’t be true. The blacksmith prides himself on a good weld; the carter is proud that his horses are well turned out, gleaming like fresh chestnuts in the sunshine; the shepherd prides himself on keeping the wolf from the flock; the cook prides herself on her cakes. We pride ourselves on making a good history of our lives, a good story to be told."

-Terry Pratchett, I Shall Wear Midnight (Discworld)
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