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"Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee."

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from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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legionaru:

Me waitin for the little green man so I can cross the street

You know you’ve been tumbling too long when you get more sidetracked by the fact that some places have GREEN men in their crosswalk signal than by the athleticism on display here.
Seriously, though, wtf, Europe and parts of Canada? That’s fucking dangerous, isn’t it? Like, ours are white specifically so that drivers don’t accidentally react to the crosswalk signals.

They have blinders, almost, on the sides of the crosswalk lights so the color doesn’t interfere with the drivers’ field of vision. It’s actually really hard to see them unless you’re in a very specific spot on the sidewalk.

obscureliteraryreference:

legionaru:

Me waitin for the little green man so I can cross the street

You know you’ve been tumbling too long when you get more sidetracked by the fact that some places have GREEN men in their crosswalk signal than by the athleticism on display here.

Seriously, though, wtf, Europe and parts of Canada? That’s fucking dangerous, isn’t it? Like, ours are white specifically so that drivers don’t accidentally react to the crosswalk signals.

They have blinders, almost, on the sides of the crosswalk lights so the color doesn’t interfere with the drivers’ field of vision. It’s actually really hard to see them unless you’re in a very specific spot on the sidewalk.

In Anahim Lake to promote his new role as First Nations Ambassador for the Breakfast Club of Canada, Price was excitedly received by his biggest fans: the Ulkatcho and Nuxalk communities.

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"And what are my weapons? she thought. And the answer came to her instantly: pride. Oh, you hear them say it’s a sin; you hear them say it goes before a fall. And that can’t be true. The blacksmith prides himself on a good weld; the carter is proud that his horses are well turned out, gleaming like fresh chestnuts in the sunshine; the shepherd prides himself on keeping the wolf from the flock; the cook prides herself on her cakes. We pride ourselves on making a good history of our lives, a good story to be told."

-Terry Pratchett, I Shall Wear Midnight (Discworld)
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portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

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"In Pittsburgh, McMillan told reporters that he’d line up interviews with the newest Penguin ASAP and then excused himself. He walked out into the parking lot and screamed. From the lot he could see the Epiphany Catholic Church. He didn’t know it then, but the church would be the only building left standing on a block that would be levelled for an 18,000-seat arena approved in 2007. He didn’t know that the arena, the CONSOL Energy Center, would be sold out for every home game in the Penguins’ first four seasons there. He didn’t know that empty storefronts on Fifth Avenue would be renovated to house thriving restaurants, bars and sporting-good stores flogging Pittsburgh 87 sweaters; that the Penguins would skate in the inaugural Winter Classic and become the main draw on NBC’s Sunday afternoon broadcasts; or that the names of Crosby and his teammates would be inscribed on the Cup just four years later.
The possibilities only dawned on McMillan after the last Q was A’ed in the media room at the Mellon Arena and he went to collect some paperwork at the office. ‘When I walked in it was like the Jerry Lewis telethon,’ he says. ‘The phones were ringing off the hook. We had our people in ticket sales in that day, just hoping that the buzz was going to get some action.’
‘When we sent them home, the phones were still ringing. It was after midnight.’"

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Sportsnet Magazine, “What If…” 

- With the anniversary of Sid’s draft day just past, hell of a thing to look back and realize what he really meant to the Pittsburgh Penguins, even from the very first moment of the right ping pong ball coming up. 

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